Gallifrey

gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

thewhoreors:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes