February 2012
when i say shotgun you say wedding
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT
- teachers: don't talk to strangers online.
- parents: don't talk to strangers online.
- everyone: don't talk to strangers online.
- me: they aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Josh Ramsay, and his wife are sitting in the living room when their daughter walks into the room with her report card. They open it up and see that she got a C in math, Josh’s wife looks up to their daughter and says, “Oh, just try a little more-“
Josh jumps up from the couch screaming, “A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE. THEY SLAP YOU LIKE A BITCH AND YOU TAKE IT LIKE A WHORE,” and falls to the ground seizing and crying
Inviting the police over to your house for dinner via 911 call
This is why Josh Ramsay is one of my biggest heroes.
Josh….. Please love me forever. Please?
i want him to write a book. dear GOD.
It’s resurfac- wait.
151 notes whAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT.
i hate the word swag
jesus christ
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
