May 2011
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
You annoy me.
Why do I keep answering your texts?
You text me. Out of NOWHERE. And ask me for 20 dollars.
First of all:
Why are you asking me for 20 dollars?
Why don’t you ask your girlfriend for 20 dollars?
Oh wait. She’s not your girlfriend.
She’s your girlfriend. Admit it already.
Second:
When I ask why I should give you 20 dollars, you say “Because you love me^_^”
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April 2011
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Soooo I keep reading all these posts from the people who live in England/Europe about the newest Dr. Who episode. And I’m just sitting here like…
This is not fair.
I’d like to see it thank you very much…
How to tell if a guy is a douche:
hyliancitizen:
he says “beast”
he says “fail”
he calls you “bro”
he wears v-necks with designs on them
imjustaboywithadream:
you can’t delete your Tumblr
you are already Tumblr
Tumblr is you
your life is Tumblr
Tumblr
when I was at Walmart some girl asked me if i like...
themainereason:
no bitch, i just like to come to public places wearing my ATL shirt and bracelets so i can further profess my love for Justin Bieber.
Heeey! I do the same thing!
Showing a video to your friend that you found...
You:
Them:
You:
^^^ lmfao.
57) When I first heard Lover Dearest, I thought it...
thisemptylove:
marianastrench-secrets:
P.S. She’s five years sober this year. <3
mine.
Your sister is amazingly strong. I am so happy for her, and you, as well, for making it through that time in her life. I cried, too, but mainly because it was just… unbelievably beautiful.
Every 40 seconds someone dies of suicide. Reblog...
anotherjustinbieberanon:
“This time, I’m slicing off your nipples and I’m putting them on a Panini press. I’ll be like Rachel Ray. Thirty minute meals. :3 When the nipple Paninis are done, I’ll feed them to you.”
I’m dying.
I can’t breathe through my laughter…
Hmm.
I love how simple it is for me to over react.
Like… Really.
Half the time, I don’t have a reason.
Like yesterday.
No reason.
You like me enough to stay. Even IF I don’t believe the same thing as you. We’ll work through it. I’m important to you. You care. You don’t want to just throw this away. You told me that. And today proved it.
Especially the latter...
When people flirt with the person you like/love
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
This this this. So me.
I’m so white, but this is so me…
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are...
